233: Surprise! Your mother/a priest/an arch nemesis/the tax man/dinosaurs/your ex/a famous talk show host is at the door -- and at a most inopportune moment! Now what?!

( Hello/Get out the abacus and count this/A funny story with a dark twist/The target so big that you can't miss/Me/Compulsive/And every page I turn I want more/I never know the next thing in store/'Cos you excite me like a locked door/Does )

2.D.1: Write about a first time, either your own or someone else's.

( Quick, dirty, and easy. )

3 AM.

"Fuck."

( It was three in the morning. )

( It's nights like this, face down on his bed, dick in hand and hips fucking into the mattress, teeth snagged into his pillow to keep himself from making too much noise, that are the ones that Curt would wish he'd remembered, later on. )

( You remember stepping on a piece of glass. )